How high is the corn today?
While you're pondering this question, here's a fact you won't read in the popular press, or as Rush calls it, the 'Drive By Media.' When Earth's Savior, Al Gore, was getting ready for today's heroic Save the Earth concerts, his son was rocketing through Orange County, CA, high on weed and prescription recreational drugs, none of which had been Rx'd to him. That much you knew. Here's what "They" are trying to hide from you: He was listening Rock & Hip Hop, with vile, loathsome lyrics about sex, sexual aberrations, drugs, drugual aberrations, satanic activity and satanical aberrations!! (Not really... a satanical aberration would be doing a good deed.)
Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall when The Tipper tries to talk to him about straightening up and finding Jesus?
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Rumor has it he was driving to a party with the Bush twins...
I kid, I kid.
Everyone knows they're drunks and cokeheads, not Xanax fiends and potheads.
Toyota is investigating the matter very deeply trying to figure out what drugs lil' Al used to get that Prius to do 100mph...
The trees are crying.
Hey come on now, you're all being a touch harsh here. The dude's dad INVENTED THE INTERNET, doesn't that count for anything? I mean that's good for the Xanax at least, surely?
For the Prius he's on his own though.
I never knew there was an "Al Gore III" until this story broke. But for all the world, in his pic he looks just like Al Gore II and his wife.
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