When you're watching sports on TV, inevitably you'll see an ad for a fantasy league in the sport you're watching sponsored by the network you're watching. So far I've had no trouble resisting their allure; for me they just don't have any.
But it'll be a different thing if they start running Fantasy Breeding Leagues. A fantasy breeding league is where men (sorry ladies, this is strictly a guy thing) select 'popular' women, get them pregnant and then boss the wives and kids around. You can accumulate points by drinking fantasy beer, playing fantasy pool and racing fantasy cars. The more points you accumulate, the more wives you can have. Eventually your league will run out of 'well known' women and you'll have to bring in 'unknowns' such as, "the chick who used worked on a print production team at a large ad agency/publisher" but you have to be able to post of photo of her so all the other guys in the league can envy you.
It should come as no surprise to you that I'm too lazy to actually put any of this thought into action. I'll just sit here and day dream about it.
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My fantasies involve lots of copulation, but absolutely no breeding.
Fantasy sports really just exist because all men have the incorrect belief that they are experts in everything they love. Also, it provides a great forum for us to mock our friends.
Ha ha!!! It is indeed an honour to dwell in the part of your brain that makes this shit up.
You've damn near created a male utopia.
Imagine being able to draft Angelina, Pamela, etc., and then trade those away that don't meet your sexual performance levels. You get points awarded at the bathing suit optional contest and how well your draft choice bakes lasagna.
I'm with PAD on this one, -keep the offspring part out of this.
Now, I'll sit back and wait for the "male chauvinist asshole" comments to start pouring in...
You might find a recent entry from hot coffee girl interesting.
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