Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Opportunism and Titties! The New Republican Party

Ripped screaming and bleeding from Drudge:

"New McCain ad to feature Britney Spears and Paris Hilton..."

Dear Ghawd all lucky, can this really be true?

Yes, because this is America, where anything involving bad taste is possible, but only on the east and left coasts (there is no right coast).

My imagination is a as virulent, puerile and demented as anyone else's. Plus I actually got my BA in Advertising & Public Relations, so it's like I'm an accredited slacker and poser. But putting Spears and Hilton in an ad for McCain is beyond me.

I've been mulling this over and I can't think of anything that you could have these ladies say that would be useful to McCain's candidacy. Well, I can, but it's way, way demented and not at all funny.

So in my opinion, these so-called McCain ads are going to run on porn sites, skin mags and email forwards, where these young ladies might have credence. And their titties would be prominently featured. I'd have said breasts, but these two young ladies are such lightweights that to refer to their chesticles as breasts is an insult to the women I'd rather be with, like you! (If you're not a guy or either of my daughters.)

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