Beware of this new Scam!!!

In the continuing run up to the Beijing Olmypics, there have been stories appearing in the media about the Gender Testing that necessity mothered into existence ever since Hermann Goering placed second in the 1936 Woman's shotput competition.

And as most scams do, this new one focuses on FEAR! Yes, the fear of failing your Gender Test.

But just like the fear of being hit by a meteorite, or of an earthquake striking just as you're beginning to change from the E/B I-105 to the N/B I-110 freeways in South Central, and having the 120' high transition road give way under you, so that your last moments on Earth are spent in free fall in a German car that's going to kill you just a quickly as the American car you could have purchased for $23,000 less, it's not likely to happen, although overpaying for the German car really did happen.

There is no need for you to purchase any books, paraphernalia or animal/mineral over the counter remedies to insure that you pass your test. The test now days is so sophisticated that even if you were born with both male & female external sexual apparatuses, (how fun must that be!) you'll be told which sexual trait is more dominant and allowed to compete in that sexual category.

Did you know that Gender Testing was part of Christian tradition, but then during the third century's (AD) Nicene Council, Gender Testing was rejected because the majority of the council was afraid that the Holy Ghost might test out female? Little known but absolutely true story!

And admit it: The Holy Ghost being a Broad explains a lot!