82 year old Jerry Lewis, famed French comedian, widow of Dean Martin and recent convert to Islam, is being held by TSA authorities at Las Vegas' McCarron Airport. He was apprehended trying to board a plane with a hand gun (I would have said "pistol" but then PAD would think this post was about him...) in his carry on luggage.
Questioned about the hand gun, Mr. Lewis said that he uses the weapon during religious discussions with infidel dogs to help them focus on the truth of the Prophet, blessed be his semen.
Asked if he was serious, Mr. Lewis said that if he were lying, may he be struck down with Muscular Dystrophy. As he was being led to a holding cell, he began screaming that Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane had stolen both Family Guy and American Dad from him and had turned them into slutty, tawdry, low brow attacks on the Koran and red meat. He also yelled out that he only needed three virgins and would negotiate for his other 69...
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I think this is all a PR stunt, because no one ever says anything about that guy anymore.
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