It's Impossible . . .

Right away you're saying, "oh yeah, what's impossible?" as if a challenge has been thrown at you and you're itching to accept it...

What if I said it was impossible to masturbate AND have sex at the same time? (Okay, I only put this in as a straight line for Pistols.)

Here's the real challenge: I say it is impossible to know that you're on the opposite side of the sun today from where you were six months ago. If there were a big lake and it took you exactly one year to walk around that lake, you'd know that in six months you were exactly opposite of the spot from whence you started. With binoculars you'd be able to look across and see your wife and kids looking through their binoculars at you! You'd all be waving and tears would be streaming down your face because you'd be so happy that they didn't see you last night with the chick from the Indian casino... Man, are YOU lucky!

But when it comes to the earth's journey around the sun, our scales are limited and we cannot fathom the distance traveled. Which is probably for the best, because otherwise we'd probably get dizzy. I hope this half of the revolution has been good for you. And enjoy the rest of the revolution.