Guv's Thong Wish . . .

I sincerely hope that you'll excuse the hasty patch & splash job I did on the photo... Because if I'm anything at all, it's Mr. Sincerely.


Because what's important is the behind the scenes, under the carpet, over the rainbow investigation I've done. And me, a mere curb painter!

The first time I saw this photo on the Guv's other site, where her alter-eggo reigns, http://spacepie.wordpress.com/, I knew I'd be having bad dreams (or as Sigmund Phreud called them 'nighttime wild horses', which a thoughtful translator rendered into English as 'nightmares'). But I didn't. I slept like I was sitting at the right had of Ghawd in a nice faux-leather BarcaLounger and He was judging the damned and it got really, really boring and so I put a napkin under my chin to catch the drool and napped like there was no tomorrow, just eternity.

Anyway I am willing to testify, under oath, in front of any judge in the Grand Caymans, that the Guv thinks that the Fish is the 90 year old woman! (I almost wrote '90 year old chick' but fish and chicks don't go together.)

I'll leave it up to the jury to decide the case, but if she's found guilty, I call dibs on her sentence!