Specifically the one on the right. She's the one you heard singing if you watched the O.G. opening ceremonies. But rather than have her buck teeth and plump-ish face mar the world's appreciation of Chinese culture and heritage, the one on the left was put on camera.
Eventually science will get to the point where it can accommodate really concerned parents by determining during the first trimester whether the baby will be born 'cute'. Uncute fetuses can then be aborted by those who prize cuteness above all else.
Which will then remove the need for lip synching and cosmetic surgery.
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they're just starting the pop career of the one on the left a little early. give her a few years, she'll be dancing half-naked on a stage and pretending to sing to something so horrid, only teenage girls will buy it.
Jilly
I fear such things, since I would have been terminated early on as "not symmetrical enough," or "too Cubist."
Poor girl was just too ugly for tv. Don'cha just love society?
Did they even let her watch the ceremony?
Imperfect children should only be heard and not seen.
God, can you imagine how the world would think of China if a girl with crooked teeth represented the nation? You might actually think that it had something wrong with it, which we all know is untrue.
If crooked teeth were punishable by death, there would be no British people on the planet.
You know, the phony singer has kind of a scary, Jon-Benet, pageant-girl look about her. The real singer is far cuter.
Odd, vq, I kinda thought the same thing. She has really been coached.
America would be a much better place if they took a cue from China and kept all their fugly kids off my TV.
I figured it out, the kid on the right actually looks human, the one on the left looks like an animatronic built by disney.
Jilly
This is like that one rap song controversy where the singer was actually obese. Only Chinese, not African American. Potato, potahto.
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