Dyslexic people live in mortal fear of Friday the 31st.
Did you know that there are suffers of moral dyslexia? True! Have I ever steered you wrong?
Morally dyslexic golfers innocently say, "I hate a bogey," and are chagrined when reminded that they had a lost ball and took two strokes to get out of a green side trap. They aren't trying to cheat, they're just morally dyslexic.
Married men often suffer moral dyslexia. At least I think I've heard this is the case. Got an opinion? Or have you ever suffered from the innocence of moral dyslexia? Personally I'm shocked that this hasn't become a successful defense tactic in law suits. And it'd absolutely blow away the prosecution's case in a criminal trial, in instances where mens rhea is an element that has to be proven. (look it up, it'll do you good. While you're at it, look up wainscot...)
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I think Larry Craig is morally dyslexic.
I like it, and will unveil this bold new stratagem at my earliest possible convenience.
After I've eaten too much, I feel somewhat not guilty. So, should I keep on eating too much, or should I just taper-off to low-levels of gluttony?
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I didn't mean to murder that guy, -I just meant to (l)lik him!
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