Saturday, August 25, 2007

Giggles

According to an article written some years ago by Isaac Asimov, an attempt was made in the middle 1960s to change the pronunciation of the 7th planet from the sun from "yer A nus" to "YUR a nuss."

This artificial attempt to modify our spoken language was made for one reason and one reason only: school children were no longer muffling their giggles when science teachers taught them things like, "Uranus is a gas giant," or, "Uranus has rings around it of varying dimensions," and "Uranus is blue."

I believe this strongly implies that there was a secret conference somewhere at which this change of pronunciation was the only topic.

I would like to believe that they had to throw some of the invited participants out of the proceedings. I want very much for that to have been the case. I don't want to be part of a culture that can convene a conference of high brows who are capable of repeatedly saying "yer A nus" to one another in different and varying contexts and not eventual have some of them start grinning.

And can you imagine the horror of finding out that your mom and dad MET at this conference and were attracted to one another because of their shared dedication to stamping out 'inappropriate' giggling among students and lay people? Yikes!

Anyway, this post was inspired by the fact that we can now see the rings of Uranus edge on. Things have been going on around Uranus that scientists are interested in. Uranus is going to be in the news and you'll be seeing photos of Uranus on the internet. I hope we give Uranus the respect it deserves.

7 comments:

Nessa said...

*giggle, giggle*

paperback reader said...

I like that option #2 was Urine-us. Yeah, that's a lot better, because 5th graders were just moving past pee-pee jokes...

Leonesse said...

I snickered a little too GNib. Gotta love Uranus. It never fails to crack a smile.

T said...

Uranus is NOT great, -it's just another brown hole in the universe...

The Guv'ner said...

Uranus will always be funny.

MY ANUS? Not so much. However today my calendar was slightly loose and I found this

And the scary thing is, click the link on that page. THEY DO!

Brenda said...

my favorite joke (when i was a kid and immature).

why is the star trek enterprise like toilet paper?


it circles uranus and searches for kling-ons.

sorry bert, but you started it.

Bert Bananas said...

Isn't it weird that 'anus' isn't popular in insults? Here are some that should be popular but for whatever reason, aren't...

"Hey, anus breath..."

"Is that your anus or have you been eating coco crisps?"

"Oh yeah, well if you'd stop wrapping your anus around you ears maybe..."

"Who's the older twin, you are your anus?"