This couldn't have happened to a nicer, more blood thirsty country!
According to a reputable survey by a Swiss smokeless gun powder manufacturer, America is the most armed country in the world, with 90 guns per 100 people. And when you factor in the fact that the extremes on both end of the age continuum can't hold or shoot a gun, it sort of means that everyone capable of pulling a trigger could do so at one single moment in time.
Meaning if you discount Americans under the age of 8 and over the age of 85, we have one gun per person! And since there are people who absolutely refuse to touch, much less fire a gun, those of us who want to can probably have a gun in each hand!
Here's a brain boggler: What would you think/do/say if Al qaeda launched a bloody assault here on American soil against graffiti taggers? Think carefully before you answer; you're being graded.
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I hate taggers.
Say, "Yippee?" No that's probably not a good answer.
How about shoot Al with the gun in my left hand and shoot Tag with the gun in my right? I bet that's wrong, too.
I'd wager that Al Queda would own some guns of their own so I suggest those 90 out of every 100 Americans up the ante by installing rocket launchers, toute suite. Maybe some heat seeking missiles (just keep those away from my bottom after a curry)
Oh sure, it's taggers today. But tomorrow, it could be golfers.
Now that's some golf I could watch.
I would wait to see which side looked like it was going to win, then join it. I call this my "Italy in World War II" plan.
I'd shoot the taggers first. Why should al Qaeda get to have any fun?
Headline in our local Bee:
Graffiti Plagues Town
Wow. And they call this a plague? We called it neighborhood directions, coming from a large metro area. (turn left at the Bloods sign just past the 2 story "Graffiti Dawg" on the side of the Piggly Wiggly)
Here it is a few scribbles on a few buildings. Christ on fire... 'plague'. Cracks me the hell up. There will probably be a manhunt soon if Aunt Bee's cherry pie comes up missing.
This reminds me of a joke:
This redneck girl goes into a bar.
At the bar, this Mexican downs his drink, pulls out his pistol, throws the glass in the air and shoots it to pieces. He says, "In Mexico we have so many glasses that we never have to drink from the same one again."
Next to him this Iraqi downs his drink, pulls out his AK-47, throws the glass in the air and shoots it to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses with that we never have to drink from the same one twice"
Now the redneck girl pulls out her trusty Smith&Wesson, downs her drink, throws the glass in the air, catches it, puts it on the bar, shoots both the Mexican and the Iraqi and says, " Here in the US of A we have so many illegal Mexicans and Middle-Easterners that we never have to drink with the same ones twice!!"
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