Sunday, April 08, 2007

Sea Levels inexorably rising; humankind must buy waders or become extinct!

It's true. And it's not Global Warming!

Nope, it's volcanic action. Every year just one volcano in Hawaii is adding 32 acres of new land. Land that displaces sea. Meaning that nano-inch by nano-inch, the level of the sea is pushed higher. Old island volcanoes add to their land mass yearly. New volcanoes are born every year, adding more and more land mass, pushing the seas higher.

And volcanic action is not dependent on the temperature of the sun. So that when we're through the current cycle of increased solar activity and temperatures begin to cool, and Al Gore's scheme to sell carbon off-set credits finally achieves the status of the Teapot Dome scandal, humanity will still be facing rising sea levels.

Thus the need to make sure that we have enough rubber waders on hand will still be critical. I won't actually give you the NASDAQ symbols for those companies that make waders; you need to be able to learn to do things for yourself. I won't always be here to give you a fish, so it's incumbent on me to teach you HOW to play go fish.

4 comments:

T said...

Al Gore: "I rebut your claim (even though YOU have factual-facts)... -do you have any threes?"

Neoma said...

I was watching an article on the news the other night, and they were saying.......mankind in order to not become extinct must adapt. The story was something to do with global warming and how we have come too far, there is now no hope for us.....and the answer was, maybe we should not spend any more billions on the research of global warming then and instead spend it on ways to adapt to the problem, a nice pair of hip waders would be a good start, don't you think.......

Neoma said...

ah, that is exactly what the story was about, Al Gore, and the fact that he truly doesn't have factual facts, his book was made up, has absolutely no scientific evedence that can be substantiated, and he was being brought to count by college students in Canada, and he didn't like it one bit. The scientific world laugh at Al Gore and his scare tactics. He is campaigning, with his usual platform....global warming. He began this campaign 5 years ago, and said that 10 years we would all be dead......he has five years to go........for his prophecy to be either debunked or come to pass. I personally have eleven more years on my mortgage......and I think I will get it paid.

Bert Bananas said...

Nea, imagine my chagrin when I first misread the warning and went out and adopted ... But they're good kids and maybe they'll help me paddle my retirement houseboat off the coast of Montana.