Roscoe Obama

Some of you are aware that I have promised to vote for Barak Obama if he changes his name to Roscoe Obama. (He was called the Big B.O. at Harvard Law School, where due to a tremendously outrageous sequence of improbable coincidences, he was 'tapped' for Skull & Bones. Weird, huh?)

Say it to yourself a couple of times: Roscoe Obama. Feels good, doesn't it? While not at all agreeing with his politics or anything he might eventually allow himself to stand for, I can't help but acknowledge the prestige our nation would garner with a President Roscoe. On that basis alone I would pick him over any Republican candidate.

Unless, of course, Mitt Romney changes HIS name to Butch Romney. That would be the salvation of the Grand Old Party.