Sunday, March 18, 2007

Laztheism and Man's Appetites

You know those Seven Deadly Sins? Explosives, munitions, sugar, pornography, petroleum products, the Media & possessions?

Well, Laztheists know all about them and says you should avoid them all like the plague. But the thing is, you can't. Can you imagine being alive and not involving yourself with these "sins"? So it's not about avoiding them; it's about using them, instead of them using you.

Those other so called sins: pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed & sloth, are relatively meaningless without access to the first list of deadly sins. If you're living off the land, a bare subsistence existence, who cares if you're full of lust, or greed or envy? It's when you have full access to the first list of deadly sins that your behavior can become a problem.

Anyway, Laztheists, every one of them, will tell you, all things being equal, don't be a bully, don't blow people up, don't shoot them in the back, learn to take 'no' for an answer, don't believe everything you read or see, love who you can, not who you want... Get the point?

So, yes, Laztheists know how to dream big. But here's a difference... Laztheists know that violence can be a solution, and at times the best solution.

3 comments:

T said...

Maybe just two changes:

You know those Seven Deadly POSSESSIONS? Explosives, munitions, sugar, pornography, petroleum products, the Media & SEX TOYS?

or

Seven Deadly Requirements to make the 7 D S work...

Anyway, VERY well written Grand Poobah!

Nessa said...

Aren't porn and petroleum products one sin?

Bert Bananas said...

Thank you, Bit T. It's more about the philosophy of it all, not the accuracy.

Ms. Nibbles, send me that video!!