I'm back.
All I was doing was playing golf. And eating at an indian gaming casino buffet; one photo to come...
But what if I'd been out there plotting? As a plotter I bet I would excellent. I would have code words and recognition signals. Like the title of this blog. I'd walk up to a contact and say, "Someone left the cake out in the rain." And my contact would give the counter-sign, "Was it a pineapple upside down cake?" And then we'd exchange identical brief cases. All this would take place in a Starbucks in Duluth, with a view of the ore boats pulling in to dock.
But as I say, nothing like that happened this weekend. It was just: eat breakfast, play golf, eat lunch, play golf, shower, take the shuttle to the casino, eat, take the shuttle back to the suite, sleep, get up, eat breakfast, play golf, eat lunch, play golf, shower, take the shuttle to the casino, eat, take the shuttle back to the suite, sleep, get up, eat breakfast, play golf, go home, take a nap, eat dinner and then watch the Yankees pull out a miracle in Boston. Even the Dodgers won!
I'm happy to be home and back in touch with you band of brothers, you band of plucky brothers.
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Welcome back, Bertsky! So, you missed us....you actually missed us!!
Glad that you had some time off for golf, eating, gambling(?), and general R and R. I suspect that your blog will be filled with newly invigorated posts filled with your usual sarcasm and humor.
....looking forward to it.
Grammiekins
Showering twice in one week? Who's frou frou now, fancypants?
I'd just like to say that I did not personally pluck any of the brothers while you were away. Welcome home, Mr. Bananas.
TWO miracles in Boston as it happens. And screw those red footwear sporting assmunchers and the big, gay (not that there's anything wrong with that!) horse they rode in on.
Also? Thanks so much for the fact I'm now singing that damn SONG ALL DAY.
So..golf huh?
Guv'ner, did you hear that A-Rod was traded to the Red Sox this year, but is working for them from the inside of the Yankees organization by popping out whenever runners threaten by getting in scoring position?
Variety is the spice of life.
Hmmmm. I wonder what his game winning homer the other night was for then? A secret ploy? Double agent work?
BITE ME.
PAD - RS are one-for-ninety, not bad...
Guv - Let's hear how wonderful A-Rod and his 250mil are when he goes 1-for-32 in this years playoffs (again).
Bert - I didn't realize Asain golfers ever ate that much, (I sure know you do), -or are they trying to trick you, with proper training ,into working at their donut shop?
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