Thursday, June 28, 2007

Many Important Discoveries are just New Ways to Look at Something

Imagine you are stranded in a leafy, tranquil forest, by a babbling brook. You have no food, but thanks to the babbling brook, you won't die of thirst. But there is NO food available. Days pass. The ache of your empty stomach is a constant, unrelenting nag; thoughts of food assail your brain. You have never, EVER in your life been this hungry!

Suddenly a person walks into view and cheerily says, "Hello."

No one in the world is going to criticize you if rather than say, "Hello your ownself, dude" (or dudette), you instead demand to know if he or she has anything to eat. Nothing could be more reasonable, right?

Well, now you understand what's up with men and our sex drive.

You're welcome.

3 comments:

T said...

Men do think differently. For instance, I was thinking of cannibalism when you first introduced the 'person'...

paperback reader said...

If men invented foreplay, it would either be oneplay, or involve two of her ladyfriends.

Nessa said...

It is so good to have these things explained in such an easy to understand way. Now I get it.