Sunday, January 13, 2008

Champagne Promises

In a blast of insight comparable to figuring out during a game of gin with my grandfather that HE was the one who farted, not me, I have realized that the words "Campaign" and "Champagne" are, within the context of the Presidential Elections, interchangeable.

You're welcome.

3 comments:

Nessa said...

They both go up your nose in a burst of bubbles?

Anonymous said...

That helps make my decision easier. Thanks!

paperback reader said...

I prefer whichever one makes me numb and not care about the world.

I think I just proved your point.