Wednesday, January 02, 2008

2008: An ordinary year

While it does have some cachet in its Leap-Yearedness, 2008 is an ordinary year. At least when you compare it to prime years. Remember when you were 17? Now that was a prime year, eh?

So let's all enjoy 2008 in it plodding ordinary leap-yearedness. Have fun, take care of yourself, and do what you need to do to get ready for 2009, which is a Prime Year, divisible only by 1 and itself.

If I were prone to making things up for religious purposes, I would foment a rumor that bible scholars all agree that the Second Coming of Jesus will be on a prime day of a prime year. I'd tell people that 2009 has 365 days and all you have to do is identify the prime numbers between 1 and 365 and you'd have a leg up on everyone else on which day during 2009 Jesus would be returning.

Remember, you heard it here first.

4 comments:

Nessa said...

You're a prime candidate for a prediction failure.

paperback reader said...

That seems like a good idea until you remember how bad America sucks at math.

Bert Bananas said...

Mrs. LK, of course you recognize that I was not actually predicting anything. I was just pointing out, obtusely, that people enjoy making love out of nothing at all.

Sr. Pistolero, Americans suck at pretty much everything, except being Americans. Nobody does it better...

Leonesse said...

I thought Jesus was due back next Tuesday. His Walking on Water demonstration is at 2pm.