Some Day . . .

Some Day the lion and the lamb will lie down together. The lion will sleep like a baby. The lamb will remain wide-eyed the entire night.

Some Day there will rise to prominence in the field of national politics a man for the masses, who will sell himself to the highest bidder, but only to wear patches on his Brooks Brothers suits advertising the high bidders. Other than that he will vote his conscious and the people will love him so much that the constitution will be amended so that man can be President for life. And the Dow will rise to 3000 during his third administration, after he cancels the national debt and invites any non-citizen holding treasury bonds to kiss his fat brown ass.

Some Day polyandry will become fashionable and the hot, sexy Hollywood Star babes of that time will compete to accumulate gorgeous husbands. In Fly-Over country, the trend will be taken up, and the results will heal America's social ills as smart, tough, beautiful women marry up to five men, of diverse backgrounds. The multiple husbands and their one wife will raise children who will grow up to become leaders of business, education and politics, with resources behind them like nobody could have ever imagined. These women, and their children, will historically be known as the Saviors of Mankind.

Some Day your ability to attain a level of responsibility above "Jerk" will depend on how well you play the game of golf. This has nothing to do with how many strokes it takes for you to complete 18 holes, but rather on how well you relate to those in your group and to the good and bad bounces that flesh and Titleist are heir to. Every interview for a position of trust and responsibility will take place between the first tee and the 18th hole. Of course this means that true psychopaths will do very, very well, but hey, it'll be worth it, because true psychopaths are rare and will be bred out of the population by each mom and her husbands. These golf course interviews will weed out hot heads, whiners, excuse makers, fantasy-heads, goof-offs, braggarts, liars, cheaters. The input from the buxom cart girls will do in the losers who might have sneaked through otherwise.

Some Day governments will be replaced by Blog Sites.