Saturday, October 27, 2007

The Mother AND FATHER! of all Memes!!

If you've read this far, you're tagged! ha-HA!

Here's the meme: You must now live your life as if you had not been tagged. You must be your own ordinary, normal self, doing and saying all the things you would normally do and say; there must be no thoughts and no actions that would reveal to an unsuspecting world that you are no longer you, but that you've become Meme You.

If at any time you feel the urge to confess that it isn't you anymore, but Meme You, you will keep that urge bottled up inside. On pain of whatever you find painful, but not in a sexual way.

Even on your death bed, with your adoring loved ones and creditors gathered round, you must NOT confess that after reading this and being tagged, that the real you ceased to exist and it was the Meme You whose life and accounts payable they are there celebrating. You will take this tag to the grave, incinerator, New Jersey swamp or landfill of whomever's choice.

And the rest of you: no finking!

Now go out and take on the day...

2 comments:

Nessa said...

Goof.

paperback reader said...

Can I just be mid-80's TV Show Evil Me instead? I could go for a bad mustache and eyepatch phase.