Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Fraudulentology Under Attack in Europe!

According to Drudge, the favored religion of KirstiTomJohn AllieCruiseTravolta hasn't had smooth sailing in Belgium and Germany.

Here's an interesting sentence I boldly copied from Drudge's copying: "Belgium, Germany and other European countries have been criticized by the State Department for labeling Scientology as a cult or sect and enacting laws to restrict its operations."

I assume that the "State Department" in question is the U.S. State Department. I had no idea the U.S. Government was fostering the spread of Fraudulentology. The notion that the government I pay taxes to is spending time, money and effort complaining about sovereign governments inhibiting the spread of Fraudulentology is annoying to me. I wonder if the Mormons get this kind of support?

But here's the jewel of the story: "The German government considers Scientology a commercial enterprise that takes advantage of vulnerable people."

And yes, this at times defines a number of projects undertaken by any number of religions, but in this regard I thought it was totally spot on. After all when's the last time you went to a Fraudulentology wedding or funeral? Are there favored casserole recipes for when a member of the congregation ceases existing? Hey, anyone know if there's a Fraudulentology Heaven?

6 comments:

katrocket said...

After L. Ron Hubbard died, the Church of Scientology issued a statement that Hubbard had deliberately discarded his body to "do higher level spiritual research, unencumbered by mortal confines, and [was] now living on a planet a galaxy away."

No mention if that planet was called "Heaven".

paperback reader said...

That sounds like your e-meter readings are full of Xanthian traces.

Leonesse said...

Check out xenu.net for some very interesting HOURS of reading. Some of this stuff will shock the hell out of you.

And I really love the Fraudulentology phrase. Perfect!

Nessa said...

Well, they really helped Elvis Presley's daughter get her life together.

The Guv'ner said...

I just don't understand where the "Science" part of their name comes from. What exact science have Scientologists come up with besides proving that chemical elements such as 'Cruise' and 'women' don't mix?

The Idea Of Progress said...

They got the 'science' part from the Christian Scientists, I think.