Friday, August 11, 2006

HEAD FOR THE HILLS!

I used to try to figure out how oral sex -"head"- and breasts -"hills"- combined in the above declarative sentence.

After all these years of never coming up with a satisfying visual, I now offer it in the more prosaic sense.

There are Muslimatics on the loose in these fair United States. They could be simply looking for the freedom we're famous for, and which the Muslimatic nations are not. I have no information on which to make a decision.

But since when has lacking facts stopped a good man? Or even me, a not-good man?

Maybe Goldwater was right and "extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice" but who among us non-Muslimatics would want to defend extremism in the pursuit of infidel deaths?

Lets see:
Democracy = Rights, Powers & Privilege (and their corelatives, Duties, Liabilities & Disabilities) as assigned by popular vote or representative vote, or

Muslimosity = Being governed by Sharia and living by the Koran, and only by the Koran.

It's an easy choice for any Laztheist.

4 comments:

Nessa said...

Are you bartering?

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Extremists had their lunch money taken in fouth grade and now we all must pay.

Bert Bananas said...

Your hypothosis explains Ted Bundy, maybe, but not the 'Bombs Away" crowd. Have you seen any of the videos where a human being blows himself up? He's a walking, talking human being one instant and the next instant he's in pieces too numerous to count. What do we have to compete with that? Muslimatics have guided missles that can stop for lunch and even a nap!

Nessa said...

We can't compete with that.

It's just that terrorists remind me of the two Columbine boys.

None of them are very poor, downtrodden, or extremely abused. They are on righteous power trips. They are bullies.

Osama is one of the richest men in the world and led a debauched life. I bet a girl somewhere told him he was ugly.

Bert Bananas said...

"Osama is one of the richest men in the world and led a debauched life."

This is such a redundancy! Rich men are all debauched, which is most of the allure, for men, to being rich!