The title means not a dang thing. Well, maybe a political operative could spin a link...
Laztheists, since the shambling, stumbling lurching into existence of mankind, have struggled to give verbal vent to shock & awe (Bring it on!).
Without a religion on which to base irreligious vocalizations, Laztheists can't give be profane. And there are times when F-bombs just don't cut it. You've got to let the ghawds know you're pissed!
Laztheists have fashioned a work-around. We curse our genitalia. (But we don't really mean it, of course.) Because although there may be fringe groups here and there who don't worship their own genitalia, the vast majority of right-minded people do.
Plus, it has the double edge of bringing genitalia out of the dirty back alley of whispered mutterings and making them into a clarion call of wounded pride.
Just thought you, along with Mrs. LionKing, would like to know.
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Damn these {insert applicable genitalia}. Damn them all to... ????
In Austria reports are surfacing about a man who kept his schlong captive in his 'basement' his entire life! No one will admit to having been aware of it!
I would like to learn how to curse effectively in all languages.
I use the "c-word" quite a lot. Does that make me a Laztheist?
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