Thursday, May 22, 2008

A Bananas Peace Plan !!

Competition is, generally speaking, a healthy thing. But when the porn industry boosted VHG into a competitive win over BetaMax, it wasn't healthy for BetaMax. The exact same thing appears to have happened with BlueRay, again thanks to the porn industry. Or so I'd like to believe, because it could create a new aphorism: Porn conquers all!

Most of you are aware that RIM markets the Blackberry line of smart phones. They are now in brutal competition with Apple's iPhone. Rather than wait for the porn industry to again decide a winner, I am ready to broker a peace plan. (My piece plan for the porn industry is still on the drawing board.)

Here is my idea: The iBerry !!! RIM & Apple merge, we get a line of iBerry phones and they take over the world. The porn industry is left holding its ...

And what's in it for me? A place in history!

You're welcome.

2 comments:

Leonesse said...

Porn for Peace!

paperback reader said...

I still hold my valuable BetaMax porn in my basement, because its clarity is superior.