The word on the street is that Miley Cyrus will play one of the basement kids in the musical, set to begin preproduction in July. The old city in Canada's Quebec will play the part of Austria.
Negotiations are still on-going with with Billy Joel to play the Monster, Josef Fritzl. A spokesman for David Hasselhoff has said that Mr. Hasselhoff would be interested in playing Fritzl. When asked about Jack Nicholson, that same spokesman said that they were looking for a fresh take on weird.
There's no denying that the producers scored a marketing coup in signing Connie Francis to play Mrs. Fritzl. Word is that there won't be a dry eye in the house when she sings the poignant "Leibling, you're a woman now."
And yes, Hollywood is buzzing with the possibility of a sequel, in which Fritzl escapes and starts fathering his own great grandchildren. Steven King is said to be already working on the screen play.
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Connie Francis? Way to stay hip with the kids. Maybe Myrna Loy could have a cameo?
I thought Ethel Merman got the part?
Hey, Quebec just called - they're suing you for defamation. They also asked if you could spot them fifty bucks until pogey day.
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