Friday, January 12, 2007

Terrorist Under Investigation. Could "Screwtiny" be far behind?


So here's the deal. The healthy Anglo-American at the right is "under investigation."

At least that's what it said in the caption under her photo, on Drudge or something Drudge-like. See, she's a sergeant in one of the Armed Services. I forget which one. And what she did was pose for Playboy. And ... some 'Superior Officer'... found out! Some human being, with metallic figures on his collar, ordered her investigated. Good call! Except that what he meant was to have the situation investigated. The Situation... Investigated. Big investigation.

Only the little caption didn't say exactly what was being investigated. It said she posed for Playboy, and will appear in the February issue. She is being suspended from her 'duties' pending the outcome of the investigation. And she is being 'investigated.' Her? The Photos? Her silicone content? Her intelligence? Her Patriotism? Her fitness for duty?

From my point of view, it's a puzzler. If there's something in the Military Code of Justice that says that when you're on your own time you shall not bare your bosom, and there's a penalty listed, then undoubtedly the penalty should be exacted. But absent that, what could be the purpose of the investigation? Someone help me here!

2 comments:

ArtieLange said...

Go Navy! Beat Army!

Nice pic.

Go Artie! Beat Artie!

katrocket said...

I see this is yet another case of "BOMBS, NOT BOOBS!"

I pity the fools.