Most and mostly are used in our vocabulary as limiters, so we don't sound all paranoid or fanatical. Such as, "I enjoy sex most of the time" and, "I mostly don't pay for sex."
Most and mostly are important words in getting across the point that one is reasonable and open minded.
But in playing with words, I've found that one can substitute 'moist' and 'moistly' for the correct words and still make enough sense so that humor is evoked. And as the oldest, longest practitioner (prictitioner!) of Laztheism, I know how important humor is.
Here are some examples:
Sex is great for the moist part!
Moistly sex is fun.
I masturbate alone, moistly.
I hope my readers will moistly join in!
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Shouldn't that be moisturbate, bro?
Tony, an excellent question! I prefer to keep the mast in masturbate because it best describes an important part of the ensemble.
My pennis-the-menace is moist just reading this.
Moistly, I use my own tears as lube.
Spit is moister.
That's the moist ridiculous thing I've ever hoid.
-- Grouchy Marx
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