Saturday, September 30, 2006

Wanted: Adult Supervision

Or, calling Child Protective Services home for a while

If you were a California Highway Patrol Officer, would you wonder where the driver was? Or if there even was a driver?

According to the Rialto, CA weekly newspaper, The Rialto Weekly Trombone, when this vehicle was finally pulled over, the driver was discovered to be an 11 year old girl who was looking for her mother. The details were still unclear at press time, but some basic facts were known: there were two marijuana water bongs in the back seat, the little girl said her mother called her and told her to bring the bogs to the motel where the family had recently stayed for almost a year, and the registered owner of the vehicle denied knowing anything about how his vehicle came to be in the hands of the 11 year old. Child Protective Service has the child in protective custody as authorities seek her mother, whom according to the child is named Gladys.

Authorities would like anyone with information to call the Rialto branch of Macy's Department Store.

2 comments:

Nessa said...

wtf?

Bert Bananas said...

You see, Ms. Nibbles, this is what passes for humor with me...

Think Woody Allen meets Cheech Marin.